Stuff like this used to make me mad. I'd see it and think, how on earth can a company get approval to slap "antioxidant" on a soda simply by injecting it with vitamin E? Isn't there some law, or international treaty, banning this type of thing? And then I realized, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the problem's with ME. After all, I do know basic logic. It's easy, and super, SUPER fun.
Watch and learn:
If antioxidants like vitamin E are good for me AND Diet Cherry 7-Up has vitamin E, THEN Diet Cherry 7-Up is good for me.
Also:
If Diet Cherry 7-Up is red AND cherries are red, THEN Diet Cherry 7-Up has cherries.
Also:
If roast beef is red AND Diet Cherry 7-Up is red, THEN Diet Cherry 7-Up has roast beef.
Also:
If Jergens Replenishing Vitamin E Lotion has vitamin E AND Diet Cherry 7-Up has vitamin E, THEN Diet Cherry 7-Up has Jergens Replenishing Vitamin E Lotion.
It's all starting to make sense now. Let's play more.
If Diet Cherry 7-Up has a picture of a cherry on it AND I chalk a picture of a cherry on my driveway, THEN I can drink my driveway.
Also:
If cherries grow on trees AND Diet Cherry 7-Up has cherries, THEN Diet Cherry 7-Up grows on trees.
And finally:
If antioxidants may help prevent cancer AND Diet Cherry 7-Up has antioxidants, THEN Diet Cherry 7-Up may help prevent cancer.
And this last conclusion, of course, is the one we were being led to all along.
