Yummy! Sugar-free gummi bears... with Splenda!
With laxative warnings on the front AND the back of the tiny package!
Plus more fiber than several cups of brown rice!
Also, there's tasty carnauba wax! Thank goodness, because Wikipedia calls it the queen of waxes! It's the main ingredient in surfboard wax! And it's in car wax and shoe polish, too! And make-up!